MP3 is from New Live-free-or-die-motherfucker Hampshire and is a Pats fan. So I sent him the following card:
“i was hoping there was a card that said something like
“if you are a woman and you want to fuck the shit out of tony romo, chances are you are pretty straight.”
maybe after he wins three super bowls they will make that card for him. until then… this one is pretty sweet too”
I love my friends.